Archive for the Wildlife Category

Stoned Ape Theory

Posted in Fucking Insane, Legit, True Stories, Wildlife with tags , , , , , , , on April 13, 2012 by jeffle

Worth looking into.

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It’s The First Of The Mooooonth

Posted in Fucking Insane, Legit, True Stories, Wildlife with tags , , , , , , , , on April 7, 2012 by jeffle

Technically speaking, I hate pugs. Not technical at all really. But they’re all fucked up. Luxating patella, elongated soft palate. DON’T GET ME STARTED MATE. THEY’RE JUST LITTLE UGLY MASSIVE VET BILLS. They’re still dogs, so I like them more than most of you, but they are weird cuzzy.

Another thing I like more than most (all) of you is Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. And the video for 1st Ov Da Munth. This video is so serious. Crystal balls. Flaming third eyes. Barbeques.

Summer banger for like 17 years or some shit.

So when you put little mutant pig dogs in one of the greatest videos of all time, on paper, I tell you to go suk ur mum. Luckily some twee babes didn’t ask what I thought and just fucking did it.

Flaming third eyes and everything. For looking into your soul and that.

The Weeknd better watch out….

Posted in Legit, Wildlife with tags , , , on February 7, 2012 by nwybf

POST SOMETHING, JESUS, JUST POST SOMETHING. Alrite…cool… no probs

Will Antoine Dodson’s NEW SINGLE do? Probs. I don’t know. Probs. innit.

 

 

Oh Yeah. Just in case you missed it a cat crept onto the Anfield pitch last night. Hide yo’ cats, hide yo wife.

 

Fight Dancing

Posted in Legit, Wildlife with tags , , , , , , on November 18, 2011 by nwybf

I can’t help but think of Scyther whenever I watch these videos. I kind of imagine that this is what goes on in his bug-typed head when he lays himself down to slumber. Some kind of sword-dancing utopia where fury attacks are powerful steps in a majestic dance and false swipes are the king moves of every choreographer.

 

 

 

God bless you Scyther.

 

 

 

And for good measure my favourite punch-dancing-my-rage-out scene ever(shits all over Bacon. Kevin Bacon that is. Not crispy bacon. Crispy bacon is boss.)

 

 

BRAD FUCKING NEELY

Posted in Fucking Insane, Legit, Wildlife with tags , , , , , on November 8, 2011 by jeffle

Might be the funniest person alive. Not sure. Alan Davies is pretty funny. Nah nah this guy. Watch these.

FLIFF NIGHT PART 1

FLIFF NIGHT PART 2

BABY CAKES (dude’s actually a genius if you pay attention)

And this.

 

NEVER SAY NO TO TEMPZ

Posted in Fucking Insane, Legit, Wildlife with tags , , , , on October 1, 2011 by jeffle

ARE U FUKIN MAD

So fucking good.

Cat Tuesday

Posted in Fucking Insane, Legit, True Stories, Wildlife with tags on September 13, 2011 by jeffle

Just really feeling cats today. No reason.

Safe.

UPDATE: i should have posted this on thursday and called it ‘purrsday’. flop.