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Leftovers Vol. I – Motion

Posted in Uncategorized on November 7, 2014 by nwybf

All I wanted to do was to put some Fleetwood Mac onto my iPhone. But I didn’t have enough space. So iTunes told me to delete some photos. So I go into iPhoto to get rid of all the photos on my phone. 6 hours later I made this video. Still no Fleetwood Mac.

Scotty Stays In (In Honour of Words and Obsessions), by Jared Averil Tanna

Posted in Legit, TGITDD, True Stories, Uncategorized with tags , , , , on September 2, 2013 by jeffle

Transfer deadline day is important to Scotty

He’s a football fan. He loves football. He loves all the players. He loves the money. He loves his tv. He loves his dodgy sky connection (he doesn’t think it’s dodgy)

 

Jim White beams from the box

The girls are looking fit and all

Breaking news! breaking news! breaking news!

 

It’s Dotty’s 8th TDD

she’s well prepared

TDD no. 1 was a bit of a joke

‘It was all tea and no crumpet’ as Scotty would say

 

Iceland did those 40 in a pack things

So Scotty’s got 120 to eat today

A big ask if you ask me (you don’t have to, you can’t anyway, I don’t exist)

Chipsticks and cheese puffs were pre  splayed last night too

Miniature heroes (a tin), plastic unfurled, lid popped open

Clank.

 

Bhajis and chicken pops and wedges and waffles

Bobbling onto a mural of three conjoined legends

Shearer: raised right arm hefty, legs fading into a blank space

Mcmanaman  (Coming from shearer’s hip ) golden locks hiding half a gawping dribbling face

Finally Batty reaching out from behind Macca’s crack

Tracking his man back with the knack of kojak

Less tiki taka

More chicken tikka

 

“I reckon this could go all night”, Scotty’s outstretched neck turns toward the kitchen

“They’ll av anyone them!” shouting aimlessly now

“He ain’t worfit, he ain’t worfit… he aint worfnuffink!” bits of pastry fall from his chin

 

If you asked him, he’d probably say it isn’t

But the look in his eyes tells us it’s better than Christmas

 

 

Jared Averil Tanna, 2013

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Posted in Fucking Insane, Legit, Original Crispy Material, True Stories, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on June 17, 2013 by jeffle

Our last “blog comeback” (“blog-back”, or “come-blog” if you’re into that shit) of note came just after the birth of Blue Ivy Carter, and LO AND BEHOLD a young Yeez-Dashian popped out over the weekend, the stars aligned, and we made you a video. And put it on the site.

Disclaimer: the “blog comeback” referred to earlier was not a “blog comeback”. It was just New Years.

Welcome back.

The World’s Got Problems

Posted in Legit, True Stories, Uncategorized, Wildlife with tags , , , on October 29, 2012 by jeffle

Everyday.

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Emotions

Posted in Legit, True Stories, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on August 20, 2012 by jeffle

Remember a little while ago when we got our camera working? Yeah we’ve done fuck all with it. It’s sat in a box with a fully charged battery looking all shiny. We’ve thought of a ton of SIDESPLITTING ideas aswell. But if you know us personally, you’ll understand that we forget those by morning. On top of that, sometimes its like, fuck actually getting things done, you know? It’s long.

On the contrary, Hardwood Boulevard get shit done. The white shirt/black curtain juxtaposition at the one minute mark is executed to perfection. Whoever styled this video shoot went ham. The writing highlights an often felt yet all too rarely expressed facet of the human experience, ‘Emotion’, and evokes the beautiful simplicity and personal resonance of Biz Markie’s ‘Just A Friend’ chorus. It makes Frank Ocean’s album sound like Dane Bowers in real life.

Press play and get ready to feel.

CHANEL

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on March 29, 2012 by jeffle

CHANEL

BASEDGOD

Posted in Fucking Insane, Legit, True Stories, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on August 1, 2011 by jeffle

LIL B IS THE GREATEST PERSON ALIVE.

 

YOU GOING SHOPPING? FUCK GOING SHOPPING.