Archive for the Original Crispy Material Category

The Funniest Thing I Said To Myself Today #1

Posted in Legit, Original Crispy Material, True Stories with tags , on September 6, 2013 by jeffle

because sometimes im so jokes i dont even get what im saying

disguscrispydecision

 

you’re welcome. crispydecisions ©  2013

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CD002

Posted in Fucking Insane, Legit, Original Crispy Material, True Stories, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on June 17, 2013 by jeffle

Our last “blog comeback” (“blog-back”, or “come-blog” if you’re into that shit) of note came just after the birth of Blue Ivy Carter, and LO AND BEHOLD a young Yeez-Dashian popped out over the weekend, the stars aligned, and we made you a video. And put it on the site.

Disclaimer: the “blog comeback” referred to earlier was not a “blog comeback”. It was just New Years.

Welcome back.

CD001

Posted in Fucking Insane, Legit, Original Crispy Material, True Stories, Wildlife with tags , on June 27, 2012 by nwybf

YEAR

Posted in Original Crispy Material with tags on October 13, 2011 by jeffle

Turns out today is the anniversary of us starting this blog with the intention of posting other people’s stuff without giving credit, mostly for close friends of ours to look at, and feeling like a fucking big shot about it. Looking back on all we’ve pretended to achieve, it feels like we’ve done ourselves proud.

So, in true Crispy Decision fashion, we’ve prepared fuck all to commemorate this glorious day. We considered making a short film. A parade. Various categories of rampage. Nothing stood out as apathetic enough to fully represent the copying and pasting we’ve been WordPressing and Twittering at you these past twelve months.

Until I jumped on Paint real quick and whipped this fucker up.

Thank you for wasting some of your time with us.

Fuck Count: 3 (4 including ‘fuck count’ subheader. 5)

Original Crispy Joke Comeptition

Posted in Original Crispy Material with tags , , , , , on September 7, 2011 by nwybf

Thing is right, I totally have the punchline. I know it’s great because I came up with it when I was having a shit and thinking about films.

However, I would like to have an array of set-up lines to go with it. You lot out there are funny people – suggest some set-up lines for me to complete this work of art.

Winner gets to play Sega Megadrive collection with us for 3 hours on a Sunday of your choice. And free beer.

crispydecisions ©  2011

Hotshot Bald Cop

Posted in Original Crispy Material, True Stories with tags , , , , , , , on September 5, 2011 by jeffle

Absolutely dicked on by automated spam comment. FUCK SAKE.

Sorry what?

FUCK THE POLICE. SARCASTIC LITTLE FUCKS.

I am livid.

HAPPY 6000th BIRTHDAY TO US

Posted in Legit, Original Crispy Material, True Stories with tags , , , , on August 11, 2011 by jeffle

We passed 6000 views on here yesterday. Which is cool. So we made a short celebration video. THANX FOR LOOKIN.

Follow us at twitter.com/crispydecisions for retweets and rickrolls. SAFE.